Why Linux is better than a woman?

   1. You can use Linux 24 hrs a day.
   2. Linux will be always happy to greet you with "login:" prompt.
   3. Linux won't create new accounts by itself giving unauthorized
       access.
   4. You can easily check what your Linux has been doing in last few
       hours.
   5. Linux won't disappear suddenly from your hard disk taking half of
       your soul with it.
   6. You can login to your Linux box many times at once.
   7. Linux is stable.
   8. Linux doesn't ask questions.
   9. Linux does not require you to dance with it before you can login.
  10. Linux doesn't care about muscles on your arms or the size of your
       chest.
  11. Linux doesn't smoke.
  12. Linux doesn't drink.
  13. Linux won't crash your car.
  14. Linux doesn't care about your zodiac sign.
  15. Linux is for free.
  16. If you think your Linux doesn't look good enough you simply change
       your window manager.
  17. Linux doesn't have friends.
  18. You don't have to wear a suit to install Linux.
  19. You can install Linux in less than half an hour.
  20. You don't need a priest's assistance to install Linux.
  21. Linux works even if you don't give it flowers.
  22. Linux is available all month.
  23. Linux does have the `shutdown -h now` command.
  24. Linux improves with time.
  25. You can share your experiences with Linux without being embarrassed.
  26. Linux doesn't complain if you sometimes use some other systems.
  27. When traveling you can leave your Linux at home without worrying.
  28. Linux will never say: "I don't have anything to wear".
  29. When you play chess with Linux you can lose.
  30. Linux doesn't require you to arrange your stuff neatly on the
       shelves.
  31. Linux doesn't scream when it sees Boguslaw Linda's photo (or Kevin
       Costner's).
  32. You get the full source code of Linux, and its creators reply to
       e-mails (at least sometimes).
  33. If your friends want to have Linux too - you can give them a copy.